Alright guys...I dug out my chaps and tried them on and I've got a few concerns. #1...the chaps obscure the boots #2...they just make me look like a biker chick(not that there is anything wrong with biker chicks-I'm just not one of them). If I try to sexy them up a bit, I look way slutty....and #3...worst of all, I don't just have muffin top above the belt line, but I also had muffin tops above the leg openings of the chaps. That ain't good. The chaps are sized XS. Yikes. That's going to be tricky. Since you guys don't really know me, I'm afraid to misrepresent myself because first impressions are hard to erase. What to do ? What to do?
Possible solution....I think I will have to be WAY in the background, like out the window and in the backyard kind of background.