C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me; I'll just b...e a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight." E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural. Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.
C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me; I'll just b...e a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight." E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural. Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.
come to reemember when i was a kid,and i was in the drum my frend was rolling me down a hill,and all i reemember is yelling stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i was probley 8 years old
Where, where?!
It say in the "this just happened spot" that you updates your profile...personally I think the computer just made that up.
George - Sorry for the inactivity -
Pete was accepted to Catholic and Mount St Mary's - His audition at MSM must have gone better as they offered him more $$$ - So MSM it is-
You got your tix for the birchmere in July? I'm going - Hoping Pete doesn't have to work so he can join me.
Cheers, Jim
"This Town is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich"
There you go making up jokes again.
C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me; I'll just b...e a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight." E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural. Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.
C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me; I'll just b...e a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight." E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural. Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.
hey George! Yes, we will see each other at Birchmere...also Dweezilla 2012 if you are going again!
lol
teehee, Thanks.
Did you see dates are leaking?
http://www.ticketmaster.com/Zappa-Plays-Zappa-tickets/artist/1017931
Oh Man! I begged everybody I kow with a car
promised to pay for all...no takers. Wish they werenot just doingtheChitlin circuit. Would love to see that show here! Enjoy! Wanna see pics!
Popped in for a quick hello, hope all is well, see ya this summer
Just passing through, hope all is good and well folks!
as said John...
Just passing through.
Hope you and all yours are good and well.
Take care buddy.
come to reemember when i was a kid,and i was in the drum my frend was rolling me down a hill,and all i reemember is yelling stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i was probley 8 years old
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqKku4f4BtE
and all around at the side of her grave stood charlies frends,
i playd in a drum once when i was a kid,i wish i had hair,and ill have a pack of pall mall
had a look to the School Days website; good sound...