Kwaze

Interests:

Salma Hayek....and that chick off NCIS that looks similarish

Hobbies:

Renovating things like guitars, gramophones etc. I occasionally make music and videos - check out www.youtube.com/thekwaze for further enlightenment - theyre not the usual drivel one comes to expect.

Television:

True Blood, The Sopranos, Skins, Shameless, The Mighty Boosh, 15 seconds of Big Brother, 12 mins 17secs of S'Rallan & The Sycophants A.K.A. The Apprentice and of course all the Cillit Bang commercials.

Movies:

Derailroaded, Eraserhead, True Romance, Pee Wees Big Adventure, African Queen (No, not Ainsley Harriot), Amazon Women On The Moon, The Abyss, Deliverance, Leon, Southern Comfort, Cape Fear, As Good As It Gets, withnail and i, Most Clint Eastwood films, Misery and of course my absolute favourite Cillit Cillit Bang Bang

Music:

Lou Reed, All things Zappanese, David Byrne, Robbie Robertson, Eels, E (The bloke, not the drug) Aimee Mann, Van the Man, Ed Mann, Don Van Vliet, Ry Cooder, Meryl Bainbridge, along with many others that I can't remember off hand...Doh!!How could I forget the token British entrants John Cooper Clarke, The Zutons, Viv Stanshall, The Kinks and Morrissey.

Books:

Most books by John Connolly, Stephen King, James Herbert, Dean Koontz...y'get the drift...

About me:

I'm a well balanced, yet charmingly impulsive manic depressive in a boy-next-door kind of a way.

I am always open to suggestion and seeking constant change. Apathetic, complacent and average are three good words not to describe me - I merely aspire to being those.

I fly in the face of convention in that I speak the truth, say what I mean and do what I say....I know it's wrong, but I can't stop myself.
Like my chum The Panther I have no yearning to trek across the Himalayas in a barrel.