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Tommy Quirk posted a comment on the profile status A teddy bear is working on a construction site. He goes for a cigarette and when he returns he notices his pick-axe has been stolen. The bear is angry and reports the theft to the foreman. The foreman grins at the bear and says "Oh, I forgot to tell you, today's the day the teddy bears have their picks nicked.

Tommy Quirk posted a comment on the profile status TV EVANGELISTS. Never attempt to do any odd jobs around the house whilst naked under a loose-fitting dressing gown as you will inevitably slip, something will go up your arse and they simply will not believe your explanation at Accident & Emergency.

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Tommy Quirk posted a comment on the profile status Bad karma; last week: big argument with my ex when I said Tim Burton's stealing from german expressionists is so obvious it's appalling...I got a call this morning from the Tim Burton exhibition staff: " Sam can you come over on 06/09 to explain his work to a group of 15 people" lol : 1- I don't think anyone should try to explain somebody else's work. 2- Am I suppose to lie and go all " oh it's so original , He's a genius!"?

Tommy Quirk posted a comment on the profile status TV EVANGELISTS. Never attempt to do any odd jobs around the house whilst naked under a loose-fitting dressing gown as you will inevitably slip, something will go up your arse and they simply will not believe your explanation at Accident & Emergency.

Tommy Quirk posted a comment on the group Favorite Sport Is Hockey!

Tommy Quirk posted a comment on the profile status Bought some rocket salad yesterday but it went off before I could eat it.

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Tommy Quirk posted a comment on the profile status Local Police hunting the 'Knitting Needle Killer' who has stabbed six people here in the last 48 hours, believe the attacker could be following some kind of pattern.

Tommy Quirk posted a comment on the profile status Local Police hunting the 'Knitting Needle Killer' who has stabbed six people here in the last 48 hours, believe the attacker could be following some kind of pattern.

Tommy Quirk updated his profile status to "I'm going to buy a truck load of left-handed Fender Stratocasters and sell them on e-bay as Jimi Hendrix tribute models for right-handed guitar players. ". Comment

Tommy Quirk posted a comment on the group The Meeting Place

Tommy Quirk posted a comment on the group The Meeting Place

Tommy Quirk posted a comment on the profile status I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she'd like to come back as a cow. I said you’re obviously not listening.

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Tommy Quirk updated his profile status to "First she was afraid....now she's petrified. I know that was Gloria Gaynor, but like there was a difference ? RIP Ms.Summers. ". Comment

Tommy Quirk posted a comment on the profile status CLEAR nail varnish makes ideal 'tipp-ex' for ghosts.

Tommy Quirk posted a comment on the profile status CLEAR nail varnish makes ideal 'tipp-ex' for ghosts.

Tommy Quirk posted a comment on the profile status I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!! At least I presume she was poor - she only had $5.00 in her purse.

Tommy Quirk posted a comment on the profile status I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!! At least I presume she was poor - she only had $5.00 in her purse.

Tommy Quirk posted a comment on the profile status I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!! At least I presume she was poor - she only had $5.00 in her purse.

Tommy Quirk posted a comment on the group The Gif Room

Tommy Quirk posted a comment on the group The Gif Room

Tommy Quirk posted a comment on the group The Gif Room

Tommy Quirk posted a comment on the group The Gif Room

Tommy Quirk posted a comment on the group The Gif Room

Tommy Quirk posted a comment on the group The Gif Room