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John the King of Plookers's Pages
I'm so ashamed! I passed out on the roller-headed lady's front yard AGAIN!
Enjoying a sunrise from behind the mountains. Vacations make life worth living.
The golden elixir of life and what weekends were made for...beer!
If at first you don't succeed, then do it the way your wife told you to the first time.
Last night my wife asked me to kiss her where it smells, so I drove her to the dump.
The Republicans would prefer that we all just bend over so they can drive.
The Republicans broke the economy and now they are the only ones who know how to fix it. We are all so screwed!
I can't get on the cover of Rolling Stone, but I might get on the pages of Twisted South.
The reason the St. Johns river flows north is that Georgia sucks.
With my present girth, I can truthfully say I am fat and happy.
Moving my mom into an assisted living facility today. Bitter sweet!
What goes around comes around...I keep telling my children 'no not now' and that is what my wife tells me.