Shot my first turkey this weekend and scared the hell out everyone in the frozen food section. - updated
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Interests
Interests:
eating, sleeping and sex(with my wife) but not necessarily in that order, and and an occasional shower
Hobbies:
music, traveling, reading, and reading
Television:
have several but just another way to waste time unless watching FZ DVD's or the History channel
Movies:
Monty Python's 'Holy Grail', A Boy and His Dog, Soylent Green, Blindside, and Blindside
Music:
FZ of course and Steve Vai or Joe Satriani also Greg Howe, Vinnie Moore, Tony MacAlpine, Living Colour, Eric Johnson, Steppenwolf, Grand Funk Railroad, Jeff Beck, Van Halen, Chickenfoot, Jimi Hendrix, Blue Oyster Cult, Johnny Winter, Montrose, AC/DC, Mott the Hoople, Mountain Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young, Humble Pie, Joe Walsh, James Gang, Ten Years After, Robin Trower, Rush, Bad Company, Foghat, UFO, Three Doors Down, Filter, and Chris Duarte
About me:

My mind is the ugliest part of my body

Comments
  • Ciaran Cunningham

    I wont lie to you John...it did cross my mind. But then my boring, middle-aged, responsible self kicked in so I put her in a bath tub of warm water and detergent and threw in the clothes from the wash basket. Got a wash done with zero electricity costs. You know what they say, if life hands you a lemon....

     

  • Ciaran Cunningham

    You're lucky...my wife didn't even try April Fool. She just rolled her eyes at me and grunted. To be fair, she was having a grand mal seizure at the time but hey, she could've at least tried, you know?

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  • Richard Drakes

    Thankyou John. I enjoyed basking in those 16 days that I was younger than you. And now, life goes on, tra la la.

  • Ciaran Cunningham

    Hi John glad to hear all is good with you. Tess is doing really well. And you’re absolutely right, she’s talking nine-to-the-dozen. She’s constantly asking ‘why?’ and the conversations that one question produces can stretch for quite some time. I’ve come up with two answers that act as a kill switch – one is ‘because you’re gorgeous’ and the other is ‘ because it’s the law’. Works most times. Have a great weekend.

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