Trick people into thinking that you live in a museum by simply roping off most of the rooms in your house and having a gift shop near the front door. - updated
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FZ, drinking, movies, fart jokes, cryptic crosswords, shouting at farm animals, humming, alarming canadians, and pretending to be french
FZ, drinking, movies, PS3, playing guitar, and playing guitar
Big Bang Theory, Burn Notice, Justified, Southland.Can't stand reality TV., and True Detective.
Fave movies Apocalypse Now, Godfather Trilogy, Alterered States, Jacobs Ladder, Heat, and Heat
FZ, DZPZ top of the heap. Also love Led Zep, Pink Floyd, Deep Purple, Black Sabbath, Free and Rory Gallagher. Fond of German bands Neu, Can, Amon Duul 2 and Einsturzende Neubauten., and Amon Duul 2 and Einsturzende Neubauten.
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Human, fallible, boring