so i lik i be rite en tha sawce wun nite en i reemembres ol jok boy be doon tha garige fixen ma ride I cannae say a fancies nuffin mor than a rid on his meet en vege. so hoofs it en dolores 30 bus doon muselburg way wif en ma best brroon jumpsoot-oh ay tha un be tha best fer pullen them lads i weres it rit up hi en ma minge yer can see ma liv vaa frills ter boot . i knows hoo ter mak a lad creem imself en one look en ave sum hot sexxi aydeas up ma wizzids sleev
i gets ther en jock boy be don bent ova wayste deep en ma ol gals engin aft i spent tha ride sitt ova the frunt weel dem bus ma hooch bein all hot en sorcy i wants im balls deep en ma engin
i looks en ter see wha he be doin hands cov ved en greese lubin the reer axle i grabs tha ratle gun en slams ma clam wif it it be a qivverin mess wen jock turns roond en liks wha he sees - en greeses ma reer axle
it be no task gettin tha poll lik a rok ol jok he lovs tha bak door wen he sees ma string ter my prize setta purpel vag beeds en givs it a wee tug tha be it i sqirts it all doon tha fan belt en them gere weels i be finking is nob be a perfet fit fer ma luv purs en hoo id loov ter polish tha helmat afta way bette than hamish wen oh ayyyyyy jokki spraays is man chutnee all doon tha bak windo un ma bus!!! he be alrite en ma book tha lad says he wans ter keep ma vag beeds fer sum abakis er sumfink doont kno wha tha shite be fer but he be rite class that un we spends the nite at the garige al romantik lik en he givs me his y frunts fer a pillo
Jockslops! You are unique.
ay i no tha sort he may lik need one of dem bags strappt ter his mowth ter catch the shite tha keeps dribblin oot
the titone-ic has landed
cannae stand tha c**t - he is that sort awright, but you need to read his posts to fully appreciate how bad he really is. You know that t**t in yer local that knows everything and keeps butting in to conversations, offering opinions even when not asked and who gets really good kicken every once in a while? Well, thats just for starters. An he's ugly.
ay yer soond lik yer nor a big fan
p*s he the sort tha ed get ootta a bath ter take a shite?big fucken fanny baws