WHATEVER HAPPENED TO ALL THE FUN IN THE WORLD?...
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I hope and guess that a fine sense of humor is what most Z folks share.
Twisted, sick, innocent, cynical... it's all good!!! Because it makes you laugh, feel lighter, helps you not take yourself so seriously, is about the healthiest you can do 4 yourself & brings you back 2 moments of childhood pureness.
Considering the short "Pliing!" we're here on this vibrating ball, we should share as much funny stuff as possible.
Photos, stories, videos - show what you got!
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ok sounds lke my kind of grope
How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
10 little piggies
2 calves
1 a ss
and an untold number of hares
CROSSWORD PUZZLE
It is a quiet afternoon at the Vatican and the Pope decides to do a crossword. after a while, he looks puzzled.
" Can you think of a four-letter word for a woman, ending in 'U-N-T'? " he asks one of his Cardinals.
" Hmm, that would be 'AUNT' " the cardinal replies.
" Oh, of course, " says the Pope: " Can I borrow your eraser ? "
I was with a girl the other day,
She had peircings all over the place.
Her eyebrows, her lip, her nose etc etc.
She asked me "dya wanna see p***y ring" ?
"No thanks", I said "But if I hear it I will answer it for you"
Now for a truly tasteless joke...
Why do women prefer 77 over 69?
Because you get eight more...
OF COURSE I happen 2 believe none of such ridiculously exaggerated cliches as portrayed below..... ahem... I just adore the boy's facial expression! Seriously.
A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:
1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!"
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
6 "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
7. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
8. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"
9. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
10. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
11. "God, Now I know why I am not gay."
And the best one of all...
12. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there."
A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:
1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!"
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
6 "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
7. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
8. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"
9. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
10. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
11. "God, Now I know why I am not gay."
And the best one of all...
12. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there."
a man goes into see his doctor complaining that he keeps dreaming that he wrote the lord of the rings, so his doctor told him not to worry as he was just tolkein in his sleep