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Big issues - the environment, poverty, world peace, education. You won't find any of that here.

What you will find is swearing, f**t jokes, knob gags,general scatology and book reviews. Maybe the odd movie review if I can be bothered... or if you can be bothered. I don't care.

Did I mention swearing? I did?  Oh good. We're all set then. 

 
 

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David -Just another noodler.......

The Brits invented the Paper Clip.

It only became useful 2,500 years later when the Egyptians invented paper.

Ciaran Cunningham

That's true Jim. Cell phone technology was invented by the Irish. We also invented the potato and germany

Pope Jim

No, it's death by unga bunga

Phil

the old ones are the best ones Pope !

 

Death by Bula Bula

Pope Jim

Recently, Germany conducted some scientific exploration involving their best scientists. Core drilling samples of earth were taken to a depth of 50m and during the core examinations, small pieces of copper were discovered. After running many arduous tests on these samples, the German government announced that the ancient Germans 25,000 years ago had a nationwide telephone network.

Naturally, the British government was not that easily impressed. So they ordered their own scientists to take their core samples at a depth of 100m. From these samples, they found small pieces of glass and soon announced that the ancient Brits 35,000 years ago already had a nationwide optical fibre network.

Irish scientists were outraged. So immediately after this announcement, they ordered their scientist to take samples at a depth of 200m but found absolutely nothing. They concluded that the ancient Irish 55,000 h years ago were an even more Read more

John Schock

Everything comes to those who wait..............................long enough.

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John Schock

No gruel today kids, justthe pink slime McDonalds uses in thei burgers and chicken.  Umm.

John Schock

What an ungrateful lot.

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