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Rainy

Hi Ladies, just found out about this whole site, nice to meet other people who "get it."

Sphagmata Jockslops

hay laddys      just an invvite hear ter say im swingin booth ways noo             linne up en tak yer turn then!

Frederic C

Hi ladies,

You are invited to view the last video of The Little Man. "Ms Pinky" @Sheik Yerbouti (the group).

SaHaRa PiKSie

Hey Ladies! here's one for all the gals... "Valley Girl" in Hebrew from our Zappa Tribute in Tel Aviv- ENJOY! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGOBZloBcF4&feature=channel_video_title

Sphagmata Jockslops

davv - ay       but mor fatta lik       but i innae lonlee  i got ol jokk boy also

as they say 1 in tha pink en 1 in tha stink

mite go giv em a call noo   yer got me thinken

DaveOC

@Sphagmata.....is that anything like 'rovers reamer'?

Sphagmata Jockslops

ay laddies sory i nor bean roond                 had a seshon with ma new   sqirmy rooter 5     starr ay!             

Ninang

the show was called "Normal Life"

and even Dweezil will tell you the show sucked.

DJ

Trying to find a stained glass xylophone like this one.   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=op6ee3ubnjM&feature=related

apostrophe

Brenna, Liza, PiKSie Girl!  we should meet here more often....get rid of some of that taint that's infiltrated here.... 

so what's happeneing out there?  other than waiting for Live In the Moment?  

Brenna

Okay, it looks like this little haven was tainted a bit while I was away.  Some of you might not agree cause you probably likes a lot of misery, but for the true ladies in here... HELLO, I'VE MISSED YOU - even those who are new.

Liza, that's funny you should bring up your situation.  Despite my many interactions with super pretentious male record store employees, I feel like whenever I bring up Zappa or simply buy a Zappa record without even opening my mouth, I get instant respect vibes from these types of guys.  It's really just a superficial reaction from the other side of the spectrum: Oh, she know about Frank Zappa, so she must be a really cool woman with awesome taste.  Fortunately, in this case when they're judging me, they're right. :)

SaHaRa PiKSie

Time to light a candle on my altar for the late and greatest of all FRANK ZAPPA...

How ya doin' ladies???

(and dudes??)

Love from Isreal - Keepin' it real :-)

Steve C.

Hi Ladeez...

My partner Kate has soaked up so much FZ over the last 25 years she is now a fan esp of the Grand Wazoo

Liza

What's going on here ladies? Have any of you had a similar experience to what I had the other day? I was in a record store with a male companion and I was looking for the Frank Zappa section, I couldn't find anything so I went up to the shop assistant and asked if they had anything in. The male shop assistant then proceeded to ignore me, and instead look at my male companion like it was him that asked the question, Assistant: "Oh sorry mate, we've sold out of all the Zappa stuff, we had Hot Rats in last week but it got sold." I was like, "HELLO! It was me who asked the question, not him!"

Have any of you experienced this? Heaven forbid, there's a girl who happens to have superb taste in music... silly men!

Sphagmata Jockslops

men men i lorve men ay only had clap lik wnce en im good ter go ay

apostrophe

Do you know what you are?

JASPER!

By the way, ladies, I take my coffee light and sweet.  that's also how i like my ladies.  

until tomorrow.  

hit me up, y'all.

JASPER!

And I suppose I should finish my infamous list as promised.  Here goes: 

1. Has to be a lady

2. Has to be uninhibited.

3.Skinny but not emancipated. 

4. gainfully employed, earning not less than $63k/year

5. hair up there: gorgeous, full, flowing, thick, clean, no split ends. as for down there: nair or  nil

6.must love chorizo. must also know how to love a man.  must also love children and ferrets.must love two and a half men. tigerblood, y'all! yeah. that's what i'm talkin bout.

7.look good at all times. it is ok to wake up before me and apply makeup and then make breakfast.  i like a pretty pallette.

8. must can cook.

9.babysit and look after little uns.

10. must have hunting license. at least must be willing to sit and wait in the truck while i'm in the tree stand.  i like bein in the woods y'all. from before sun up til sun down. just me and nature.  and my lady in 'waiting'.

 

JASPER!

Doh!  MY BAD!!!  I guess I should't drunk dial. OR DRUNK TYPE ON DZW.  

Pope Jim

3. Has to know how to correct my spelling.