So I am putting money in a parking meter this morning and a woman walks up behind me and asks 'how does this thing work?'. I explain you put money in and then it gives a printout you put on your dash. Then she asks 'how much?'. I tell her it is a dollar an hour to park. Then she asks 'how much money should I put in?'. I tell her I only put in one dollar because I'm not staying long. She asks again 'how much should she put in?'. I ask how long are you staying and she tells me she doesn't know so told her neither do I and walked away. What a moron!
You just can't fix stupid. Same for people who call asking for directions and when you ask where they are and they say I don't know. I've even asked is the sun in front or behind you because they did not know which direction they were traveling.