Dweezil Zappa World

I had just turned 21 and had a hot older woman for a girlfriend. She took me to this Bar in SF called the Tiki Room. Shortly after I had started my first beer the phone rings and the bartender hands it to this really old guy named Walter.

"Oh hi honey...uhhhh No I....I just ..Came ..In To get a Book of Matches."

I couldn't stop laughing!