Dweezil Zappa World

I was a freshman at Southeast Missouri State in 86'. Somewhat rural at the time, and my first year away from home, and in unfamiliar territory. I was a bit introverted at the time, but willing to make new friends. During that semester I could hear music coming up through the floor occasionally. Usually it was pretty good taste. Upon hearing some King Crimson - Three Of A Perfect Pair, I decided to introduce myself to the neighbors below.

The guy who answered the door was more than friendly and his roommate was just taking a shower. I had introduced myself, and we started chatting about music, and I hear this loud cursing coming from the bathroom. I hear the water turn off, and before the door is open all the way I hear "These pubes are coming off!!"

The roommate came out, discarded his towel on the floor and started hacking away at his pubic hair with some scissors over the sink. "Yeah, my girlfriend's roommate has crabs, and now I got em' too!" There was an awkward introduction,
"John, this is so-and-so"
"hey man"
"Ok, well, I'd better be getting back upstairs"

Needless to say, I was able to make more friends at college, but never really got to hang out with the downstairs neighbors much.