Abuse of Power!!!
Abuse of Power!!!
I was walking north on Roberstson Blvd. in Los Angeles, heading back to my car. It was uncomfortably hot and I had just gone on a wild goose chase in search of a store that did not seem to exist to retrieve a package for my wife.
My frustration over the confusion of address, sweltering heat and loss of valuable time was quickly vaporized because of what I witnessed next.
I overheard a loud cell phone conversation in a passing car. The car actually swerved off the road and came to a stop 10 feet in front of me in order to complete the call.
The details are important. Make sure you take the time to picture this properly. The vehicle was a Rolls Royce Phantom convertible.
The extremely sweaty - SHIRTLESS - driver of some type of endomorphic non European more oil rich persuasion, in his late 50's was screaming in to his cell phone, "I don't care! You tell her to be there by 8 o'clock and I definitely do ANAL!"
Witnessing that both made my day and ruined it at the same time. Vile but humorous.
DZ
sorry to hear that. some people think the world revolves around them. maybe he got stuck in traffic later and missed out on his "anal adventures". i am looking forward to the jam cruise and seeing you all there. i am hopeful to see you in the jam room. maybe play some notes together. my girl and i are getting married on the boat. going to be fun!!!!!
We can only hope that 'she' didn't make it by 8:00, that way either one or the other of them, or both, can have 'broken hearts'-'cause it sounds to me like at least one of the parties involved is an 'a*****e'! It's a 'scary' world out there!
Surely if anyone stuck around long enough on Roberstson Blvd they might very well find that
very same extremely sweaty shirtless man pulling his Rolls Royce Phantom convertible so as to receive treatment for an unpronounceable diseases
just across the street at Cedars-Mt Sinai Medical Center.
Such is life in the p**n capital. Not that one needs to take a B-Line to God such as the retired BBW P**n Goddess Elizabeth Rollings but in today's day and age the stories of P**n Stupidity is more entertaining than the worthlessness of what is brewed in the San Fernando Valley.
Hey far be it from me to kick p**n when it's down
but if they wat to survive as an industry they need
to rethink how they go about their business.
Funny story,
THX for sharing.
girl there ain't no time to wash yur stinky hand, go ahead and roll over I'm going in you again, inu again.
Excellent story, all the better because it's true. All: check out EavesdropDC.com, a blog where readers send in all the wacky stuff they overhear in the Washington, DC area. Much like this random encounter.