Dweezil Zappa World

This is actually a joke, but works well when told in a very serious manner around very serious people...

Oh *sigh* what a s****y day.  Remember that new car my wife just got? Well, someone cut her off and she couldn't help but run into him. 

So the driver gets out of his vehicle and surprisingly, it's a dwarf!He stomps back to my wife's car and yells "I'm not happy!!"

To which my wife replies, "Well which one are you then???"

Expect to have to explain this one to quite a few people.