Just Plain Gross!
Just Plain Gross!
I took a lady friend to my favorite barbeque joint on Saturday and the place was packed as always. We went through the line and got our orders, found a seat and started to enjoy our meal. About a third of the way through our meal, I had notice this women with way more children than the law should allow (9-11 of them) had caused a ruckus at the counter by trying to pay for her meals with government chits, which the place has signs posted all over that they don't accept WIC, or Chits. She sat down at the table directly across from us and started eating her meal before passing out meals to her kids. They all just started fending for themselves.
About half way through her sandwich she pooches up her face and yells "I smell S**t!" She then throws her sandwich on the table, picks her infant up out of it's carrier and commences to change the baby's diaper ON THE RESTERAUNT TABLE! She puts the baby back in the carrier, picked up her sandwich with the same hands and finished her meal. Did I mention she left the dirty diaper ON THE TABLE throughout the cours of her meal and walked away leaving it for the bus boy to deal with? Needless to say, no one seated around her was able to finish their meal.
I was so hoping that someone else had something else they had experienced to beat this episode. Bummer.
Not a story to gross out or amuse but I was taken out to lunch by parents while recovering from spinal surgery. Enjoying a nice meal there was a horrific noise and a car came crashing through the window and half into the restaurant beside our table. It had left the road and somersaulted over a hedge and picnic table outside where a woman had been sitting with her baby. No-one was actually injured thankfully, but it was a shocking event to have over one's lunch in the country!
I thought I had a gross restaurant story involving a woman who ate a massive turkey dinner with all the trimmings, and then vomited it all over ... but no. diapers = much worse.