Dweezil Zappa World

I was doing a gig at a local club and after a set I had to use the rest room. While standing at the urinal I noticed the dude next to me was weaving back and forth. So I made sure my right shoe was out of his aim and pulled my shoe more towards my side. As he was babbling he leaned back and I thought he was going to fall on his back. I could not help but notice he had a hold of his belt end thinking it was something else. LOL. The front of his pants was soaked. I politely said hey dude your pants are wet and i walked away.